Black and White Tumblr Themes
fightblr:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

bruh

HOLY SHIT!!!

fightblr:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

bruh

HOLY SHIT!!!

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

charlesoberonn:

apertures413thdoctor:

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

Catholic schools

And that 1 true god is the Japanese flag.

charlesoberonn:

apertures413thdoctor:

icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

Catholic schools

And that 1 true god is the Japanese flag.

ryanasaur:

doctorsassysteinbutt:

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

this is the only video that matters

This is ridiculous

nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

elsajeni:

megadelicious:

dragonlordoferebor:

xyriath:

cumber-cookie-batch:

[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]

Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]

Okay but

really though.

…oh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean:

(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

yummytomatoes:

convo my brother had with my dog earlier 

yummytomatoes:

convo my brother had with my dog earlier 

red wedding // purple wedding

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.